You’re A Miracle. I’ve Done The Math
Really, how are you here?
Everything is so close to not existing, it terrifies me.
Take me, for example. As you know, I’m only here because my great-great-grandfather coughed on a dock, and this cough had a whooping sound, which made a shipyard boarding agent say, “Get out of here, and take your whoop with you!” and so the…