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You’re A Miracle. I’ve Done The Math

Really, how are you here?

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Everything is so close to not existing, it terrifies me.

Take me, for example. As you know, I’m only here because my great-great-grandfather coughed on a dock, and this cough had a whooping sound, which made a shipyard boarding agent say, “Get out of here, and take your whoop with you!” and so the…

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.