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You Bring Out The Divorce In Me

Aging out of love

by author

I love airports.

Thousands of people, and I’m not required to talk to any of them.

I can just watch and listen, unharmed.

I was doing this one time, walking the beige mile and studying hot weirdos, when I passed by an older couple and caught a piece of their…

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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