HUMOR

Yes, I Am Among The Damned: I Had A Pee Cup

It was either diaper up or do what I did

illustration by author

In college, I lived in what my family called the “college apartment,” a room above the attached garage. There was no bathroom, so when a fierce pee-need struck in the dead of night, I had to wander all the way to the bathroom in the house, a journey that scared me.