When I Flute, I Pee

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Benjamin Franklin had every minute of his life planned out. Everything scheduled, from morning to night, and it was all work, work, work, and political philosophy, and steering the course of human events, and trying to date all of Europe.

Which is why he was always pissed:

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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