HUMOR

When Blue For Non-Erotic Reasons

Or, The Day I Almost Died Of Fame

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In graduate school, I lost my teaching assistantship and all my financial support because I didn’t open one effing email.

I don’t remember the effing details, but the school sent out a message to all its grad students, saying something like,

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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