HUMOR

Wake Up, Subconscious, You’re Stupid

How can you not know what’s going on by now?

by author

Sometimes I wake up at 3AM and I’m so awake that staying in bed feels like being held underwater. I must escape.

Mindy, the belovèd wife of my youth, says, “Try going back to sleep.”

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.