Underwear Calls For Other Clothing Items To Take A Turn

I know, we’re all made for a specific purpose, thus saith the Factory, but this is meant to help us celebrate our individuality, not trap us. I’m talking to you, Shirts and Pants. Fabric has never been so versatile and you’re still talking about purpose?
Cowards.
And don’t think you’re off the hook, Hats and Socks. What, you have no idea how…