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A man in my family died young. But he wasn’t just a man. He was a demigod, lord of the woods, of the hunt. Lord of waters. Doom of fish.

With pistols, rifles, black powder guns, bows and crossbows, 5,000-dollar fishing poles, and once with a bowie knife lashed to a stick — I’m serious — he’d killed every kind of animal…

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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