HUMOR

This Funeral is Missing Something…

A man in my family died young. But he wasn’t just a man. He was a demigod, lord of the woods, of the hunt. Lord of waters. Doom of fish.

With pistols, rifles, black powder guns, bows and crossbows, 5,000-dollar fishing poles, and once with a bowie knife lashed to a stick — I’m serious — he’d killed every kind of animal…