Oct 15, 2022
15 min read
HUMOR
The Jack-O’-Lantern Who Didn’t Die
Because of love and so forth
Dan washed his hands, because that’s what doctors do before procedures, even though doctors seem like very clean people already, then he walked out of the bathroom backwards with his hands up in the air, another doctor thing. At the table, he said, “Knife,” handed himself the knife, then gutted the pumpkin.
