The Jack-O-Lantern Who Didn’t Die

Because of love and so forth

Dan washed his hands, because that’s what doctors do before procedures, even though doctors seem like very clean people already, then he walked out of the bathroom backwards with his hands up in the air, another doctor thing. At the table, he said, “Knife,” handed himself the knife, then gutted the pumpkin.



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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.