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Teach A Boy To Axe

My buddy Phil and his rage problem

illustration by author

My brother’s best friend had a little brother named Phil, and since my middle name is Philip, it occurred to someone that Phil and I should be friends.

People love matchmaking, and I understand why. Relationships are as close as human beings can get to wielding magic.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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