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Sort Of An Easter Story: It’s Got A Tomb And The Devil And Unbelievers And Jesus And A Motorcycle

And it’s all true

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My great aunt had a toilet that didn’t flush.

It burned.

I’m serious. It was an incinerator toilet called the “Destroylet,” and it burned your turds with fire. It made you feel like you…

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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