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Merry Midlife Christmas

For the love of monsters

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At our family Christmas party, which takes place in a big, rented room, there are rules for the many children:

  1. No running.
  2. No screaming.
  3. No combat.
  4. No fun.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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