HUMOR

Marvel and The Waltons Question God

Why did we just eat John-Boy?

illustration by author

It’s a hell of a winter on Walton’s Mountain.

Starvation.

Daddy has just slaughtered John-Boy with the gem-encrusted Infinity Meat Cleaver he found glowing at the bottom of the well.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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