HUMOR

Life is Wasted on the Living

It’s Not When I Die, But If

illustration by author

Graveyards are everywhere. We simply cannot stay alive.

I can’t go to the store for milk and eggs without passing the dead.

This scares me.

Why?

Because these dead people used to be just like me: so beautiful, but also terrible at…

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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