HUMOR

Jonesing For A Diagnosis

I’ll settle for your best guess

by author

I told a girlfriend once, “I have a self-induced speech impediment.”

We broke up.

Not because of the impediment. We broke up because I kept saying things like, “I have a self-induced speech impediment.”

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.