Jesus Has My Hat

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My Poor Hat
I was obsessed with Indiana Jones as a boy. I bought a whip. I bought a hat. I spent hours punching imaginary Nazis in the face, trying my best to replicate the glorious sound made by Indy’s fists whenever he punched a face, a noise like a balloon popping, a balloon made of meat.

I rolled around on the front lawn, strangling Nazis. I chased them around the house. They chased me. I beat them to…

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.