If I Could Go Back, I Would Pee On That Information Booth

There wasn’t a bathroom in sight.

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I went to a massive church in Louisiana. The stage could fit 500 pastors, or one really big one, making the pastor we had look very small. But he also could look huge whenever he wanted to on the jumbo screens that flanked him. Whatever he said, his twin colossal heads said it too. You paid attention. You had the eerie feeling that…