I Eat Misery For Breakfast, Mother

And I OD on epiphanies.

by author

You’ve gotten stuck in one of life’s miserable ditches and your escape attempts keep you stuck somehow, so your mother says, while pointing at your core, “You know what I think?”

“Yes,” you say. “Therefore, technically, and with all due respect, this conversation is over?” Dear God, please stop her, I beg



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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.