Dressing Criminals For Confessions

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We the officers of the 77th precinct know how to get confessions. Give us your murderers, your huddled psychos yearning to breathe fire, the wretched perverts of your teeming streets, and we will make them sing.

The Socks And The Laces

Observe the pervert sleeping in his cell. He sleeps on his belly, just like a pervert.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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