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It goes without saying that the greatest movie ever made is not 2001: A Space Odyssey.

They find nothing out there but old age, irritating lights, and monkeys making a mess.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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