All This Child Wants For Christmas Is The Wrath Of Santa Upon The Neighbors
The Book Of Joe:
Chapters 1–3, and Chapter 42, verses 12–17
- Chapter 1
There was a child in the land of America, whose name was Joe; and that child was perfect and upright, and one who shunned evil. And there were born unto him no sons and/or daughters, because he was a kid. I told you.