All This Child Wants For Christmas Is The Wrath Of Santa Upon The Neighbors

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The Book Of Joe:
Chapters 1–3, and Chapter 42, verses 12–17

  • Chapter 1

There was a child in the land of America, whose name was Joe; and that child was perfect and upright, and one who shunned evil. And there were born unto him no sons and/or daughters, because he was a kid. I told you.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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