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A Very Short Story About The Mystical Intelligence Of Cows

It scares me a little

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I worked on a farm in high school. It had horses, chickens, cats, an adulterous farmer, and about fourteen cows.

One day, the farmer decided to sell one of our cows.

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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Daniel Williams

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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